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by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML
by John / 08/22/2009 at 1:05am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm / United States / Love
Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML
by foolishgirl / 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (New York) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…