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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML


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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML


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On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML


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On 08/11/2009 at 10:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an invitation to my ex-boyfriend's wedding. We broke up because "he didn't believe in marriage." FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 1:41pm - work - by foolishgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

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