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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 August 1999 (16 years)
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Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML


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On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back, borrowing $60 from her, and being just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning, she sends a very large man to my door to collect, like she's Tony Soprano. FML


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On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to go into the school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML


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On 09/07/2012 at 1:08am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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