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Catuser

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 753
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Catuser : Gay, Atheist, cat lover, furry fandom member, 15, high schooler, failing in Latin, and the first FML I submitted was published. I feel like I've become a "one hit wonder"..

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Visits<b>asmiine</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:56pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 7:37am<b>dogshorsescats</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 12:10am<b>abby1212</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 2:53pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 1:56pm<b>wolfstar126</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 9:08pm<b>ktm71125</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:12pm<b>jbcy</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 6:03am<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 12:48pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 8:07am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 10:13am<b>Rebekahxxx</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 6:39am<b>hater4lizife</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 1:31pm<b>hduebdo</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 11:34am<b>sophielock</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 10:23pm<b>Inkay</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 5:43am<b>Iniezian</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 10:13pm<b>godofpuns</b> - the 09/12/2014 at 7:12pm

Fucked!<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 6:49pm

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Catuser's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML



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