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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 October 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 802
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Catuser : Gay, Atheist, cat lover, furry fandom member, 15, high schooler, failing in Latin, and the first FML I submitted was published. I feel like I've become a "one hit wonder"..

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