Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Brilliant66star

Online | Search for a member

Brilliant66star

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9890
  • Number of comments : 151
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Brilliant66star's page activity

Visits<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 11:03pm<b>ROMAD</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 5:56am<b>Mornai</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 5:31pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 8:21pm<b>lockedinaroom</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 4:09am<b>BeepBeepSwerve</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 11:38pm<b>hofferman</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 1:22am<b>i_h8t_everything</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 8:17pm<b>wondercat40</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 5:03pm<b>FlowerMama</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 9:15pm<b>WildaRora</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 6:43am<b>JME0058</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 7:01am<b>silvercamaro</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 7:00am<b>persianninja</b> - the 05/28/2014 at 6:36am<b>ZombieGuyCXV</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 2:53pm<b>nati0nkitty</b> - the 07/12/2013 at 5:39pm<b>Drifting</b> - the 07/10/2013 at 2:38pm<b>SlapAndTickle</b> - the 07/08/2013 at 1:03am

Brilliant66star's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of Brilliant66star's badges

Brilliant66star's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22970) - you deserved it (1984)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

#21382721
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26156) - you deserved it (2438)

On 03/27/2015 at 11:42pm - misc - by BirthdayBoy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31925) - you deserved it (4595)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89) - you deserved it (9641)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my dad turned up drunk to an intervention for my brother's drug addiction. FML

#21375677
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31437) - you deserved it (2169)

On 03/16/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by not a jesse pinkman joke (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

#21374975
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21) - you deserved it (2325)

On 03/15/2015 at 11:01am - health - by lordtimbit - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

#21373841
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34714) - you deserved it (2397)

On 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm - love - by scared and alone (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

#21373326
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18) - you deserved it (1856)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML

#21372460
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27297) - you deserved it (2692)

On 03/11/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

#21371044
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31733) - you deserved it (3034)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:15am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my son was at a birthday party. After eating a plate of cake, he loudly asked the birthday boy's mum if he could have sloppy seconds. I don't know where he heard that phrase, but the other kids' parents shot me very dirty looks. FML

#21369892
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27108) - you deserved it (2713)

On 03/07/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43122) - you deserved it (19512)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

#21368542
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35040) - you deserved it (2833)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:32am - love - by therealkathl - Austria

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

#21367600
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (6688)

On 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm - misc - by notdrivinganytimesoon (man) - United States (Texas)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: