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by Ya_I_said_it / 07/26/2016 at 11:31am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/25/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
by hannamacintosh / 07/25/2016 at 10:13am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 11:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:17pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
by Foreveralone / 07/22/2016 at 4:54am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by DFTBA but FML / 07/22/2016 at 3:51am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by hellolaina / 07/22/2016 at 3:43am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by ENDmySUFFERING / 07/21/2016 at 11:25am / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Kids
Today, my kids overheard me talking about cleaning the fuel system in our RV before we go to Disney World. They were so eager to get there, they decided they'd clean the fuel system themselves while I was at work, namely by pouring Tide into the gas tank. FML
by DoubledTrouble / 07/21/2016 at 7:58am / United States (District of Columbia) / Kids
Today, my new girlfriend took me on a double date with her, her best friend and her best friend's new girlfriend. Which would have been fine, if her best friend's girlfriend wasn't my recent ex. The small world of a lesbian. FML
by kvb81295 / 07/21/2016 at 4:17am / Love
Today, after driving to three drug testing clinics that were approved for my job, each one declined me saying they dont do testing anymore. Now I have to drive another 25 miles to see if someone will say, "You're clean." FML
by GyroUpgraded / 07/20/2016 at 7:03pm / United States (Oregon) / Work