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Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML
by Natsert99 / 12/08/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was helping my dad sell furniture online after a messy divorce. After organising everything to be picked up, it turned out the buyer was the guy Mum had the affair with. What are the chances? FML
by immisterbulldops / 12/08/2016 at 4:38am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
by AnAngryyGiraffe / 12/05/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by TacoMan32 / 12/05/2016 at 11:26pm / Canada / Work
by alison89430 / 12/05/2016 at 5:35pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family held an intervention and told me I needed to lose weight. It probably would've had more impact if they hadn't done this over video chat while stuffing their faces at an all-you-can-eat buffet. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2016 at 4:54am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by HR nightmare / 12/02/2016 at 12:20am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both whispered, "Sorry." Our teacher promptly gave us detention and a 0% on the test for talking. Sorry for being sorry? FML
by Sorry? / 12/01/2016 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by CheeseLover / 12/01/2016 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
by buttpain / 12/01/2016 at 1:29pm / Kids
Today, I discovered that my 17-year-old daughter received several weird deposits from Paypal. I checked her phone to discover that she had changed the password for the first time in years. Fearing drugs, I confronted her. She broke down and confessed to selling rare digital Pokemon on eBay. FML
Today, I've been working abroad. The holiday request I put in two months ago and that was verbally approved came back denied today as they can't find cover. I have already booked my flights, can't cancel them, and I get to spend Christmas alone. FML
by chessu / 11/29/2016 at 1:47pm / Work
Today, I'm facing a disciplinary hearing at work because I occasionally fail to click the door properly shut when I leave the office and this is very upsetting to one of the six colleagues I share my office with. FML