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by Anyonehiring / 06/27/2016 at 9:05pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/26/2016 at 1:45pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
by Sfg_926 / 06/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Oregon) / Work
by awkward explanation / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my mom and I staged an intervention for my alcoholic dad. Within minutes he'd turned everything around on us, claiming we're in no position to judge him for drinking since we use "too much water" when we shower. Apparently that's on the same level as being an abusive alcoholic. FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 9:51am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2016 at 11:29pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister played a prank by pretending to break into my house. I ended up nailing her in the chest with my baseball bat. Now all of my family is bitching and wants me to pay the medical bills. FML
by BlueBaronBitch / 06/24/2016 at 10:59am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
by Mimo / 06/23/2016 at 6:18am / Egypt / Love
Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML
by Crushgonewrong / 06/22/2016 at 5:42pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
by hlewrn / 06/21/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Pseudo / 06/21/2016 at 1:33am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/20/2016 at 9:59pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML
by DogBeater / 06/20/2016 at 9:21pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
- Today, I decided to put my hair in a bunch of braids so it would be wavy in the morning. I wake up… Today, I saved up enough money to get my phone fixed because the screen had broke. Excited leaving… Today, I had a sex dream. I woke up, sleepily got myself off and fell right asleep. it wasn't until…