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Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML


I agree, your life sucks (23391) - you deserved it (1418)

On 09/02/2015 at 6:09am - health - by Lily (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18432) - you deserved it (24805)

On 08/24/2015 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were "I hope you have insurance". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31221) - you deserved it (2011)

On 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm - misc - by hendrixisgod86 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML


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On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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