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1disgr8's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    2%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    4%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    43%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    13%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    20%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    30%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    60%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    1%
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1disgr8's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a reply from a women who's SD card I found 2 months ago and tried to give back. Yesterday I formatted it. FML

By Cameraman - / Thursday 1 June 2017 01:00 / Israel

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - / Tuesday 23 May 2017 00:00 /

Time travel is possible… via hair salons

Today, I told my new hairstylist that I like Jennifer Aniston's look and that I'm trying to grow my hair out. She gave me the "Rachel" haircut. FML

By Jennifer H. - / Monday 20 March 2017 14:00 /

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 August 2015 04:25 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

By Ashamed - / Friday 20 April 2012 07:34 / United States - Somerville