Boozed up
By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell
By speechless - 13/07/2013 14:32 - United States - Mitchell
By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 05:19 - United States
By Doctor! - 05/03/2017 00:00
By Hi_Five - 03/12/2015 20:48 - United States - Wake Forest
By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30
By Ballhugger - 06/12/2009 20:42 - Canada
By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00
By Aldric - 10/06/2016 10:46 - Germany - Munich
By wobbles - 04/12/2009 05:28 - United States
By poopiemanlol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By desigirl - 10/11/2015 01:03 - United States - Johnson City
By alicemassie - 15/05/2009 02:37 - United States
Okay, (it's OP) I need to make a couple of clarifications. I didn't include this part because there wasn't enough room in the FML submit thing, but after I told my mom I was referring to my business partner, she told me that she thinks I'm a lesbian not because of her fantastic maternal intuition, but because she thinks my husband is too much of an "ass bitch" for me to actually love him, and because I'm athletic. I wanted her to meet my business partner because my parents are involved in my business
By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States
By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant
By WellGroomed - 23/10/2015 01:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton
This was actually a few years ago when I was living in Dublin. Never seen that movie so they could well have plagiarised the idea from me! Another classic from this guy: With my toothbrush in his mouth-"you're not one of those people who cares when someone uses their toothbrush are you?" FML
By Dogsbody - 27/05/2019 02:30
By IrialNiall - 08/02/2021 07:42
I have another job lined up, no problem, and am already hired in. It made more sense for me to be the one to leave since I'm hourly and he's salary. I love my job, but I hate it at the same time, so it's a bit of both. He never asked me to leave though, I offered to be the one to go somewhere else. He's never struck me as controlling or anything like that before, and still doesn't now. But neither of us wants to be fired. I don't think you're cynical at all, by the way, and actually appreciate you're honesty and POV
By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 22:36 - United Kingdom - Grays
By gogoboobzilla - 10/12/2016 04:48
OP here. I was actually a 1099 'contractor' so there's very little recourse, HR wise. My boss had recently restructured pay to where I was making way less money...so I was suggesting other ways for me to go about my job so it was more efficient/profitable. He got pissy, I didn't back down, he said ' Whatever, I'm down with this, good luck to you' and I was offered another job that's $5/hr more, like, 30 min later.
By ew - 03/08/2014 18:49 - United States - San Antonio
By crazylobster - 14/11/2009 16:52 - Australia
By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley
By GabyLeann - 29/09/2015 02:01 - United States
By need € for new iron - 16/05/2013 19:49 - Germany - Gevelsberg
By lolowills - 14/11/2016 03:20
By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco
By jxfc - 07/11/2016 08:11 - United States - Tracy
By dukemisery - 05/11/2016 08:53 - Hong Kong - Central District
By Banana_Lord - 11/09/2015 23:50 - United Kingdom - Arbroath
By caligirl4ever - 19/07/2019 12:00
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OP here - uh, no. You are making things up out of whole cloth. I would never self-diagnose my kid. We have been through years of trying to get the best help we can find, and that does not include charlatans, vaccine-deniers and the internet. Try again.