By Hi_Five - 03/12/2015 20:48 - United States - Wake Forest
The Top
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Lonely boi
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By Aldric - 10/06/2016 10:46 - Germany - Munich
Doofus
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Overcooked
By poopiemanlol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
Delivered
By Matt - 30/04/2019 02:00
Worst argument ever
By desigirl - 10/11/2015 01:03 - United States - Johnson City
By alicemassie - 15/05/2009 02:37 - United States
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Okay, (it's OP) I need to make a couple of clarifications. I didn't include this part because there wasn't enough room in the FML submit thing, but after I told my mom I was referring to my business partner, she told me that she thinks I'm a lesbian not because of her fantastic maternal intuition, but because she thinks my husband is too much of an "ass bitch" for me to actually love him, and because I'm athletic. I wanted her to meet my business partner because my parents are involved in my business
By skichick54 - 24/08/2011 05:28 - United States
Sensual ASMR
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Cravings
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By Discouraged despite my effort - 15/12/2016 18:27
It's a conspiracy!
By Help - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Oooooh yeah
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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 21:34 - United States
Secret garden
By single once again - 07/10/2015 07:41 - Cyprus - Nicosia
By FMZiggy - 29/11/2016 10:14 - Netherlands
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Hey people, just to clear some things up, as is tradition: my girlfriend and I live in an apartment for students, within a house that has been divided into multiple apartments and studios. The municipality has recently decided to check all student housing, and before then it wasn't a problem to have the basement as our bedroom. Seeing as we are renting the place, we can't really make adjustments to it. They have also said that they would come check soon to see if we did as we've been ordered, so moving the bed back downstairs, apart from being a major hassle, is not an option. I don't disagree with them, as the basement does only have one exit, so we'd be screwed if there was a fire at night, but having the bed in the living room really sucks. We're currently looking for another apartment, hopefully we'll find something decent soon. #6 that got a laugh out of me. Or friends did use to call our bedroom the Sex Dungeon.
By Anonymous - 30/09/2015 15:08 - United Kingdom - Paisley
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By VoodooPriestess - 04/07/2019 04:00
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OP here - uh, no. You are making things up out of whole cloth. I would never self-diagnose my kid. We have been through years of trying to get the best help we can find, and that does not include charlatans, vaccine-deniers and the internet. Try again.