Parents and Love: Great to know

Dammit Pleo, now I'm imagining Porky Pig pulling out and exploding all over Minnie Mouse, then looking into the camera and saying "THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!" I will never un-imagine this.

cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:26

Porky Pig isn't Disney.

ZY1431 24

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

its a small world after all?

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

What a shitty way to be conceived.

thefmlcounter 1

Monday 24 February 2014 23:12

sorry you're a tad bit late

Kiki242 19

Monday 24 February 2014 23:27

This comment killed me.

silvercamaro 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:31

Crap I didn't see that someone beat me to it. Well, you win this round waytoogerman

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 24 February 2014 23:35

lol 27. "that comment was so bad I died"

juliaannw 11

Monday 24 February 2014 23:03

Ba dum tssss

smithv171 17

Monday 24 February 2014 23:04

how sweet.

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