By Dying Son - 05/04/2019 12:00
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By Secret Isis supporter - 19/11/2015 00:52 - United States - San Francisco
By CSPKrissi - 04/04/2017 04:00
By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00
By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau
Pile on
By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00
By kiwibadja - 09/12/2016 15:54 - New Zealand - Auckland
By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 02:10
It wasn't a prank, I swear
By Anonymous - 01/10/2015 06:18 - United States - San Francisco
By _sourdiesel7 - 10/11/2016 23:39 - United States - Vienna
By hickhick - 07/07/2019 04:00
By AgentKoos_99 - 11/10/2016 07:52 - South Africa - Johannesburg
By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill
By Bg2466 - 15/08/2016 03:17 - United States - Pittsburgh
Carded B.
By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 12:00
By Ouch - 28/10/2017 14:00 - United Kingdom
Loyalty card
By fuck you sis - 12/10/2019 16:00
By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork
By ApplePie1994 - 18/07/2016 17:55 - Ireland
ApplePie1994 tells us more.
Red faces all round
By ladyhavery - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 21:22
By sickofthisshit - 02/07/2016 16:43 - United States - Oceanside
By Angsty_Armadillo - 28/06/2016 09:36 - United States - Essex
Angsty_Armadillo tells us more.
Holy crow after 7 years I finally get posted! Even though it was on an email I never use.. But I thought I would share a little somethin somethin with you guys. I have tried ear plugs but they cause blockage in my ears. Also to the people who say I shouldn't let the dog sleep with us. Have you tried keeping a 1 year old pit with seperation anxiety in a kennel or simply out of the room? You can pick up the tattered remains of my living room. It's just one of those things you gotta deal with when you have a SO and a dog that snorts loud even when awake. PS I snore loud as **** too my boyfriend is just a heavier sleeper! :D
By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston
By Anonymous - 14/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Los Angeles
By shecrieseverytimeIremindher - 07/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Oregon City
Reasonable dude
By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa
By Symphoniaes - 22/05/2018 20:29
Symphoniaes tells us more.
Unfortunately in my state they don’t even need a reason for termination. :/ It’s fine though, I was only there temporarily to help with Mother’s Day and I have other resources available to me! ^~^
By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 07/06/2018 20:42
I'veRunOuttaPatience tells us more.
There's no formal agreement. The owner is a pilot, and he set up this townhouse as a "crashpad" which is common for flight attendants to use because we 1) get paid very little and it's cheap 2) dont mind sharing space because we are literally gone 70% of the month and 3) pay month to month since most of us dont know how long we will be in our current bases. He told us he decided to close the crashpad and sell, but the contracts would need 60 days to go through, which would have been true if the buyer had not paid in cash.
Make it stop
By kids are meh - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Ponchatoula
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OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.