By sirengamer - 14/06/2017 20:00 - United States
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Travelling light
By Earl_KarmasBitch - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - China - Kunming
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By TheVengefulGeek - 13/09/2015 21:28 - Canada - Hanmer
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OP here. Can't believe this actually got published. Insight time: we've been stuck in the little-to-no-money rut for a about a year now. The detergent we had smelled like hospitals and that weird plastic-y smell you get hit with at the dentist's office. We finally have enough money to get the stuff that has an actual scent instead of whatever "clean breeze" is supposed to be, so it's a small victory that is actually quite symbolic to us. Your comments had me laughing. A lot of you are right; enjoy the little things. You tend to miss out if you overlook them :)
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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto
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By bish_wut - 10/09/2016 20:15 - United States - Huntington Beach
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Hello, everyone! I'm the OP. I am so shocked/ excited this actually got posted! First off, thanks for all the kind comments, I smiled quite a few times haha. As for my friendless life, I am homeschooled due to many health problems I have, such as anxiety, so being home alone all day, it's quite hard to make friends. But I do realize I could do something about it instead of sitting here moaping. My birthday is in 2 days, so my sister is going to help me invite some neighbors and hopefully I can make some friends :) (#3 and #4, thanks friends :D) Thanks for the luck everyone, I think I'll definitely need it.
By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 13:32 - United States - Jacksonville
Carded B.
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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park
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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States
Loyalty card
By fuck you sis - 12/10/2019 16:00
Red faces all round
By ladyhavery - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville
By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 21:29 - United States - Westfield
By radiantum13 - 09/06/2016 02:33
Wanking in the New Year
By Lonesome - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Bossier City
Reasonable dude
By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa
By Symphoniaes - 22/05/2018 20:29
Symphoniaes tells us more.
Unfortunately in my state they don’t even need a reason for termination. :/ It’s fine though, I was only there temporarily to help with Mother’s Day and I have other resources available to me! ^~^
By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville
By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 07/06/2018 20:42
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There's no formal agreement. The owner is a pilot, and he set up this townhouse as a "crashpad" which is common for flight attendants to use because we 1) get paid very little and it's cheap 2) dont mind sharing space because we are literally gone 70% of the month and 3) pay month to month since most of us dont know how long we will be in our current bases. He told us he decided to close the crashpad and sell, but the contracts would need 60 days to go through, which would have been true if the buyer had not paid in cash.
By chickenshit4 - 15/05/2016 00:57 - United States - Pine Ridge
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By HollyThorne - 23/04/2016 00:35 - Croatia
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Hi, this is OP! I'm not doing the whole partying and not giving a crap part because I've already done that when I was their age so now that I'm older I'm more focused on the important stuff like getting a degree. Still, I underdtand where they are coming from, I was also like them when I was 19. Also, I am working as a freelancer on the Internet 30+hr/week so I'm way too busy and tired to get wild! The reason I think the other students don't like me (there are exceptions, of course) is because I really found myself in the field I'm studying now and like to participate in class discussions with questions and my opinions. Also, since I'm older I'm not that intimidated with my professors so I have a more friendly (but still respectful) relationship with them and they like me for my curiosity and interest. Maybe the class think that I'm a smartass or something. But I am super grateful for your support especially now when I'm tired and frustrated with it all and I will keep going for my own well being :)
Creeped out
By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 07:34 - United States
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By IntrepidPig - 10/04/2016 04:32 - United States - Albany
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Hi guys. I have some explaining to do. First off, she thought she had taken my computer as well. She was looking for it when she got home, trying to remember where she put it. Now, when she got home, I decided to put my pajamas on. As I went in my clothes drawer, I wondered if I would hide it there, then I decided I would hide it behind my bookshelf instead. This triggered a memory of me deciding not to hide it behind my bookshelf because it would be too perfect, thus too obvious. I then remembered where I hid it, walked over with such a feeling of idiocy, and found it. I completely deserved this
By TheTruthofWomen - 04/11/2013 05:45 - United States
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OP here. I wasn't expecting this to get published. The longer version of the story is that with a couple of friends I decided to go on a hike through Tiger Leaping Gorge on the banks of the Yangtze River. One of the big problems with the hike is the altitude. Much of the hike is at around 2km above sea level. Basically, after around 4 hours of hiking almost continuously uphill I was pretty tired. One friend was also tired and took an offer to get a donkey ride to the top of the 28 bends (the most notoriously difficult part of the whole 2-day hike). The woman who owned the donkey wasn't actually that old, probably early 50's (I'm 40ish) and works taking travellers to the top of the bends. I was tempted to also get a donkey but elected to instead give my backpack to my friend on the donkey and try to race him up the slope on foot. The two of us actually hiking the bends set off while the woman who owned the donkey saddled it. I actually felt pretty good that it was only at the 16th bend that she managed to catch up with us. That was until I noticed that she'd decided that my bag was too heavy for the donkey and she was carrying it herself! But in the end I did complete the entire hike. Got some amazing photos and really enjoyed myself. Probably got a bit fitter too.