Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
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christina3466 17
He sounds like such a wonderful person.
foxwasalamb 24
drunk words are sober thoughts
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Comments (123)
marcranger 28
If this is a serous concern of yours, talk to him about it when he sobers up. But I for one seriously doubt the truthfulness of "drunk words are sober thoughts," having said I would always love, cherish, and want to marry my ex when I'd over indulged in college once.
Axel5238 29
Exactly being drunk doesn't mean it's a truth serum. Some people would say some outlandish stuff when they were drunk. Doesn't mean they were telling the truth just means there was probably no filter one way or the other. Whether or not it was true is something else.
marcranger 28
Exactly! Drinking completely ruins that barrier between passing thoughts and uttered statements. For all anyone knows, OP's boyfriend may have been so drunk that he somehow thought marrying her would prevent him from drunken cuddling ever again, since drinking also seems to lead to stupid thoughts.
carecow 16
Hey, marriage isn't for everyone, it does not automatically make your relationship better than anyone else's just because you got a paper saying something. :)
TerraShadow 18
Drunk people say the darnedest thing..... If maybe a bit truthful. Don't look too much into it OP.
vikky538 28
Te question is would you marry him?
weveallbeenthere 30
if he was very drunk he was probably telling the truth, I see a lot of drunks who lose all inhebition about what they say.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Well looks like that relationship isn't going much further then.
amysuzieQ 5
When I first started dating my boyfriend, he also said he was never getting married under any circumstances as well. Now that's all he talks about. Our wedding coming up in the Bahamas.
ostfaiz 18
congratulations :)
captainsmegma 12
Quit referring to him as your boyfriend. You ******* buddies.
Winnie453 9
You need to ask him about this when he's sober and available for a relationship talk. If you ultimately want marriage, and he wouldn't consider marrying you, then both of you need to move on and find people who are more compatible. The important thing is to have a real conversation about your deal breakers, not a drunk one.
TrinaElaine 2
People say a lot of things they don't mean when they're drunk. Ask him when he's sober.
baby4mommy 27
People say a lot of things they regret, and quite often they say stupid things that are poorly thought out due to alcohol impaired brain cells . . . but generally speaking they do say what they truly feel. Having said that fears, insecurities as well as expressions of love and affection are often shared when a person has exceeded their limit and what is true today may no longer be true next week, next month or next year.