Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
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christina3466 17
He sounds like such a wonderful person.
foxwasalamb 24
drunk words are sober thoughts
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Comments (123)
EmpireCityRay 13
OP At least now you know where he stands on that topic, lol If you ever want to walk down the aisle, pack it up!
Journiexo 18
A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts
pikamitsu 3
Well, loose lips DO sink ships. Relation ships.
soulangelnowings 10
a drunk mind always a honest mind. leave him
itcomesinthrees 10
I don't agree with people advising you to end it. That all depends where you are in life and where you are in the relationship. My husband was pretty down on marriage when we started dating, then he proposed to me 14 months later.
massie91 7
marriage is great as long as you marry the right one unlike what I did:/
Jay224 0
Good information to have kick his a$$ to the curb and find a real man.
englacobain 14
You know, you could live a whole life with someone without getting married. And have kids. Without getting married.
lina21 12
If you'd like to get married, time to move on. At least you know now
sartrow 8
sooo, did prince charming get lucky after the gentle kisses?