Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that I wanted to get married eventually, and there's no way to talk me out of it. He broke up with me immediately. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML
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christina3466 17
He sounds like such a wonderful person.
foxwasalamb 24
drunk words are sober thoughts
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Comments (123)
Jkjklkl 14
I don't understand why everyone is telling her to leave him. Very few relationships actually end in marriage, especially if OP is still young. As long as they are having a loving healthy relationship, I see no reason to end it early just because it won't end in marriage.
ninety 25
Very few relationships may lead to marriage, but if marriage is what OP, or anyone, is ultimately looking for, than she isn't going to want to be with someone she knows would never marry her.
greencurtains74 11
since she sent this in to fml it would appear that she wants marriage
devildog562 33
While everyone is entitled to their own opinion about marriage but it's just that fact it's a dick way to say it. I'm sorry op, I did laugh but I feel bad for you.
devildog562 33
I didn't poof read my comment very well . Do as you will. Concept is still applicable.
rekkas 16
Get rid of him all he wants is sex
Khaleesi_26 30
How do you conclude that he is just usong her for sex? Just because he doesn't want to marry her doesn't mean he just wants sex. I know many couples who didn't get married and still lived happily ever after as just boyfriend and girlfriend.
headofmedusa 15
using*
M_Kearn 3
Consider this your big red flag...
therealjc_fml 14
The unfortunate thing is he can just use being drunk as an excuse to tell you he never would say that and doesn't remember it. .... Even if he does :/ Be careful with that!
underthesea12 24
At least he is being honest with you
Enslaved 36
"I'm gonna love ya Until you hate me"
JuzReading 23
Aaaaaaand a romantic moment ruined
Jinxsie 27
He kinda ruined it by just being drunk...
itstrishabtw 13
how sweet
none_ya123 2
lol that sucks