By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
I agree, your life sucks 489
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Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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gusgus36 5

why were you giving a little kid redbull in the first place? so bad for him

Why do people think that just because the OP said "youngest son" that he's 10 or under? He could be just a really stupid 13-15 year old. Although if he's that old and thought that Redbull gives you wings, then YDI for sheltering him.

you deserve it for having a kid named Tyrone that's on chapelle's show

Seriously, no one's going to take her kid away for being a dumb kid. If they did then they'd have to take away all kids who are allowed to have sodas (which are just as bad, in case you forgot) and all the kids who do dumb kid things. Chill out, it's not like she made him hurt himself, just because you wouldn't let kids drink red bull doesn't mean you have the right to say if other parents do.

Uh, why is everyone assuming OP gave his son the Red Bull? Maybe he went out and bought it with his lunch money. And most parents would guess that children would take one sip of something so bitter as an energy drink and spit it right out. At least that's what normal children would do. And there's a difference between being sheltered and being stupid. I was the most sheltered kid ever, but I knew not to jump out windows and shit.

Finally, a voice of reason! Another possibility is that the OP had redbull and simply didn't expect the kid to grab it.

Why would you consider sueing redbull? They have a disclaimer. It's because of this stuff even your microwave come with a warning not to place pets or small children in there. Pretty sad really! OP, make sure your kids don't get to caffeïne before their fully grown!

Ok-for all the idiots saying "YDI for giving your kid redbull", I seriously doubt the OP did. I'm pretty sure the OP's son went into the kitchen and got one, drank it, and pulled his stupid stunt. I mean, what do you expect that OP to do? Keep the redbull locked up in a safe or something? Get real. OP: I don't care what age your son is, he is still a total idiot in my eyes. You should seriously have a doctor check him out.

so. where were you when he dis this? I'm really hoping you weren't the one giving him the red bull.

Sue Redbull for misleading content. :D

You should sue RedBull for that! It's their fault for saying this kind of stuff!!

is it just me, or do americans just sue EVERYTHING they dont like?

FoxOnTheStreet 9

It does seem that way. According to a lot of comments on this site, my country is pretty sue happy.

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