By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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mattorama 15

Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

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christophergris 0

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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Ruff_fml 3

Should have drunk some Red Minotaur instead.

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youthink_fml 0

He's obviously young and naive. Why would you let him drink redbull?

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Dramori 29

I read somewhere that if we removed warning labels off products then half of the American population would be in ER; it was a joke ofc but now I am thinking... he got away from a Darwin Award there.

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shadowsbane 0

YDI for letting your son drink Red Bull.

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russianspy1234 11

The way I heard that joke was "We have a stupidity problem in this country, now we can't just go around killing stupid people, but how about we take all the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?" Yeah when you have labels on chainsaws like "Warning: Do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals" we have a serious problem.

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Cinn_fml 22

Best one I've ever seen: "Do not attempt to swallow" written on a mattress.

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mirkayscar 0

That sucks op!! I hate taking my kid to the ER!!! They really interrogate you and treat you like you to blame!!! Sometimes accidents really do happen!!

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loveisabitch10 0

aww he should have had a V8

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RedRiot 0

HAHA, sue the company who made RedBull for advertising falsely *even though they say quitely that RedBull doesn't give you wings* as if children will listein to that.

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lilkim_fml 0

wow.. SEW redbull? and how exactly will you do that?? just curious...

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Virus963 5

WTF? redbull doesn't give you wing?!?!?!?!?

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