By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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mattorama 15

Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

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christophergris 0

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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Savie_Anna 0

well how the heck did u explain that to th social worker peoples?

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qnzswag 4

lol wow. at least it's not red bull makes u invincible and he tries to stop and armed robbery!

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DarkHelmet 10

that's why I don't drink that bullshit

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Arcran5 0

43. Don't be ******* stupid, they wouldn't put coke into a energy drink. Oh, & it's damn easy to get Red Bull, as I found out when I was a kid. I wasn't stupid enough to try to fly. 19 is right.

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Cinn_fml 22

And the caffine would kill you before you reached that limit...

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firecopy 6

that wasn't in the normal red bull though... it was in a certain kind that I forgot the name of.

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firecopy 6

now I remember it was in red bull cola

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Cinn_fml 22

Well coca cola originally had cocaine in it (it was also originally green) which is where the name comes from, so it vaguely makes sense for there still to be traces of it in cola flavourings and stuff... Though I could be entirely wrong.

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Tim1985 1

Mark Webber, the Australian Red Bull Racing Formula One driver learned that lesson too at the 2010 European GP with spectacular results..

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rachs1161 0

I moderated this one lmao XD love it haha..

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atok 0

ydi for using your son's head as an ashtray when he was a baby.

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stun23 8

my school made me drink red bull when i was younger o.o

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emmasis 0

does he ever actually say that his son is all that young? and he deny say that he was wit the kid when it happened..sooo...?

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