By DaddyZ - 27/06/2010 13:30 - United States

Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
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mattorama 15

Holy crap, this is the be the biggest bunch of self righteous people jumping to conclusions I've ever seen in one place. You have no clue where he got the Red Bull from, NOR do you have any idea how young the son was. So anyone complaining about the guy "giving" a "little kid" a Red Bull, are you psychic or something? Were you there? No you weren't, so stop pulling details out of your rear end.

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christophergris 0

redbull it gives you wings!!!!!!! ahhhhhh

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coolguy72 0

#43 lolololol definately true

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bovinexslayer 0

why would u let ur kid have redbull anyways

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Bree757 0

YDI for not watching your child..he couldn't have drunk a Red Bull in one gulp...

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slap_u_much 6

1, your dumb 2, good that the social workers are gonna watch u for being dumb 3, You are now able to sue red bull for their advertisement 4, you'll inabling the fact that you red bull, if drunk more than one a day, will infact give your child the chance of getting a premature heart attack due to the chemicals that will later make your blood thick you, are surely a dambass

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wren415 0

What you meant to say was... [1. *you'RE* dumb 2. *IT'S* good that the social workers are *going to watch you* for being dumb 3, You are now able to sue red bull for their advertisement *(except you really can't.)* 4, *you'RE ENabling* the fact that you red bull *?(I actually have no idea what you meant to say here.)*, if *YOU DRANK* more than one a day, *IT (since when can you just leave the subject out of a sentence?)* will in fact give your child the chance of *HAVING* a premature heart attack due to the chemicals that will later make your blood thick *(Except that, while the junk in Redbull is in fact bad for you, that is DEFINITELY NOT what happens... at all. lol, and when I say "lol," it's because that logic really did make me laugh out loud.)* you are surely a dambass (?)] No, slap_u_much, you are surely the DAMBASS. ... But it's good to have a laugh through irony sometimes. =)

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Iellwen 12

Thanks for pointing out the "Dambass". I think it's my favorite part.^^

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XxFallenbladexX 0

Commercials these days and ur kid shouldn't have that stuff. Nuff said

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wren415 0

HERE'S A TIP: Don't take everything you read LITERALLY! The kid could be ~15 and, as 15 year old boys do, pulled a stupid stunt. It just may have happened to occur after the kid had a Redbull. And MAYBE, just MAYBE, the parent posting this was making the connection to be FUNNY. You know, funny like haha? Remember when people were clever in their writing on here?

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parainoia 0

what did the kid do exactly?

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MissHottMess 0

Sucks for your kid...Red Bull gave me wings!!! lol

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loveisabitch10 0

HAHA! me too 0_o.......

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GreekKitten 0

... And how did your kid get his hands on Red Bull? I'm assuming from the way this was worded that the kid was pretty young. Granted, "youngest" could mean any age, but... if he was, say, sixteen and actually thought that, then sorry, your kid is just stupid.

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