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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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piperian396 0

Quit trying to buy your mom's love. She's a bitch. You don't need her. You're doing fine and she will only hurt you. I'm sorry, but it's obvious.

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Lisimal 7

cancel all those things. your mom's an ungrateful bitch

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farhil 14

2 ur mom-GET A JOB To you-BE A GREEDY SELFISH BITCH To ur mom at least

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BabaBlackShirt 0

Right back at her.

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futuremarine246 0

i would have canceled the trip

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HinduSpartan 2

I would beat the ever loving shit out of her

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_miss_anonymous_ 0

geez, your mum is really immature! sorry if that offends you.

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futuremedic 0

sounds like my mom

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GrimReaper973 0

Your mom has some deep seated emotional problems and you need to talk it out with her or something

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