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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Zizumia 5

besides the point that u paid 4 everything. What kind of a mother calls her son or daughter selfesh or greedy bitch. seriously ur mom is a bitch

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isabelle99_fml 0

you're moms a selfish lowlifed bitch cancl that ****** trip

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jverdouw 0

I would sneek into her room, take out all the stuff she's packed, put back the tooth brush, passport and I note reading "Greedy selfish bitch" and then stuff the rest of the bag with some type of heavey material like a curtain or something. lol. sweet revenge!!!

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daffyduckdd 2

cancel the tickets on her way back then move out.

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sabiancymbol 1

take them back and go party there

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lvlheaded 3

She's acting like a 3 year old brat with a new vocabulary. I say send her to her room and take away her tickets.

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Eurisi 0

Damn.. No good deed goes unpunished, huh ?

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