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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
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ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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MidnightHighway 0

I hope you bitched back :P

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simplewhimsy 0

You hadn't figured out before this moment that she throws temper tantrums and engages in name calling? . . .really?

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PurryLucy 0

let her go, but cancel the return trip, and the hotel. Then, go online and use up her credit cards on sex toys, and have them sent to her house. When she somehow finally gets home, leave her a message with the sex toys: "Since I'll be single forever, and I'm such a greedy bitch, could you hold onto these for me? I've got a party to go to. Thanks! :)"

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TMX666 1

This is what you do, take back the tickets and you go on the trip wearing the red dress she wanted, that will teach her =). Your mom obviously has some issues unfortunately.

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Sorryboutthat 0

A lot of people already said this, but cancel her trip to teach her a lesson.

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rachface 0

soooooo basically ur going on the cruise right? **** ur mom

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Mcgyvr 0

Lots of people seem to be saying "cancel the trip". **** that. Take it yourself.

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SweetheartAngel 0

Go on the trip. Change the name and make sure that they check ID. This seriously sounds like my mom. She says the same things, forgetting everything I've done and that I do for her and the family. Maybe one day, our moms will learn their lesson. Maybe this will make your mom learn hers.

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