By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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guitarh4 7

Tell him he needs to rethink his view on what marriage is really about.

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onorexveritas 23

what an arrogant bastard. let him sulk

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mosquito19 14

men don't give a shit about anniversaries.

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infamous56 0

Your not even supposed to have sex for 6 weeks after birth so he's just a douche and immature

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lthib 3

I think it is sickening all of the MEN on here suggesting you give your husband a HJ or BJ. They have no idea what it is like to push something over 8lbs out of your body... what that DOES to your body. HOW TIRED YOU ARE... Not only due to GIVING birth but to having A BRAND NEW BABY. I know exactly how you feel. Two weeks PP?! The LAST thing on your mind is your husbands DICK. Why does he deserve a BJ or HJ? I mean HONESTLY guys, why? You feel he has earned it? I'm sorry but if your husband was mine, I would be so pissed off. Any 'mature' man wouldn't even bother asking for anything sexual after childbirth- they would wait until their significant other brings it up knowing what she has gone through. PS: Congrats on the new baby

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MrSuave 6

Maybe because it has been a few weeks since anything happened between them and he misses not just the pleasurable sensations of sex, but also the intimacy and close contact that it provides a couple. Maybe he was not sulking, as one of the previous commenters stated? Maybe it was her misjudged perception of his mood. And besides that, why is he automatically the bad guy? Just because he wants to be intimate and happens to have a penis, does not make him an ass. (Also, a lot of the commenters saying that she should blow him or tug him off are women. Stop being a sexist whiner)

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Kaguya99 20

You're not even allowed to have sex yet anyway...and I'm sure he is able to sleep through your baby's crying at night too...I know my husband does...

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nikkinurse 10

Seriously, who wrote YDI- you're husband was being super insensitive- try suggesting that after he shoots a watermelon out of something the size if a lemon and still wants sex that you'll consider it

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nancyschmancy 9

You know what is funny? She may have had a bj all planned for him after a romantic dinner, but the whiny little ****** blew it!

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splee123 2

Lol, most men are shit anyway. Good thing I'm bi; I can get pregnant by a man and then go be with a woman who can show the same love, care, and devotion that I can give to her. FYL op. SUPER FYL!

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gotyabitch 1

What is wrong with women? If the man forgot flowers or cards then the woman would be all upset. Men need sex. Sex DOES NOT have to be intercourse. Lern to use your mouth, hand (astroglide), let him ********** while talking about a crazy time you two had sex etc... wake the **** up women. You don't want your man to stray then spend a minute making him happy. It only takes ONE freaking minute.

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juhlman 1

So doc said no go what about your dentist

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MsSoulReaper 27

You do know you're a very narrow minded person after skipping all the previous comments?

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