By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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guitarh4 7

Tell him he needs to rethink his view on what marriage is really about.

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marramrammar 2

You could have improvised! Then give him an IOU- w no complaint of his choosing. Just have to find compromise.... Remember he used to be your number one focus, now kids tend to pull that focus away!

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tricias73 3

Exactly! Marriage takes two and compromise is never a bad thing.

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EpicBlondie89 19

Possibly the best reply I've seen to this FML. Kudos!

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bronlokis 1

well, welcome to the rest of your marriage until the bitter divorce.

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spylican 4

You have a butthole don't you?

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EpicBlondie89 19

Except for the fact that again, her cervix is open and bacteria spreads, it's extremely dangerous.

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ktto14 2

U should've sucked him up 2 make him shut up.. Haha...

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natewins 2

God gave you a mouth didn't he? And I don't mean for talking...

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