Humblebrag from Hell

By Anonymous - 03/09/2026 03:00 - Canada - Surrey

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Today, a mutual friend of mine told me that I could do much better than my girlfriend. I ended up asking her who would want to date me. The next thing I know, she was all over me. Needless to say it didn’t take much for her to tempt me and we ended up screwing like rabbits. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33
You deserved it 141

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Ha! she thinks she counts as "better" when she came onto a man already in a relationship? Congratulations, you are now a cheater. The "can do better" definatly applies here, but for your gf, not you.

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Ha! she thinks she counts as "better" when she came onto a man already in a relationship? Congratulations, you are now a cheater. The "can do better" definatly applies here, but for your gf, not you.

I saw a post about ET using his glowing finger on the wicked witch of the West, and that was more believable than this