By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML
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guitarh4 7

Tell him he needs to rethink his view on what marriage is really about.

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dankoneon 3

Yours hands and mouth didn't just saying

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Sheh_fml 25

And why should she if she is not in the mood?

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anjapenis 5

That sounds like something my fiancé would do. I know your pain.

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nancyschmancy 9

It's not too late to escape!

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sawuuhcat 11

Ugh, sounds like some shit my ex would've done. Stand your ground, OP!

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

I think he is being a bigger baby than the actual baby xD

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droln4maltesers 8

He's sulking? Well well now we know who the real bitch is in the relationship. I can't get over the fact that you had the baby and he's sulking. Although the pain of childbirth can't compare to the pain he'll feel when you sock him in the balls, you should do it anyway.

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skyeyez9 24

There are a bunch of ignorant, selfish men and boys posting on here. They are clueless and think a man should be able to have sex with a woman who recently gave birth. The equivalent is If you shit out an 8lb baby out of your asshole that took 7hrs to push out, plus suffered 2nd degree tears on your perineum lets see how soon you would wanna get a dick in that ass after going thru all that. A womans vag is severe bruising and usually tearing which requires stitches and TIME to heal.

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skyeyez9 24

Everybody's recovery period differs, but at 2 weeks OP is still recovering and deserves time to heal first. If her husband is such a massive douche he'd go out and get it elsewhere while his wife recently gave birth...really. And most of you condone that? Maybe it is ok for You to cheat on your wife after she gave birth to your child a couple weeks ago, but most mature men understand women have differing recovery times depending on how difficult the birth process was. Some babies literally tear the woman so severely, it rips all thru the vaginal and anal muscles. Google a video of babies being born and then decide if they dont deserve a few weeks of recovery time after going thru that.

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KBear3109 29

128 - You think the men are bad? You should read some of the women on here! Women are more judgmental to other women than men could ever be. It's just plain awful.

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aztecwarrior1983 1

You're not even supposed to have sex till six weeks... What a jackass

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oddball1972 10

Your a bad wife !! It is your anniversary make it special for him , give him the butt hole :)

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LemonLolly 10

The ****, you ass? It takes a while to mentally and physically be up for sex right after you have a baby! It's not her fault. And seriously, most women don't like anal.

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Sheh_fml 25

To all the selfish little boys out there: It is not a womans duty to sleep with you. If she cannot have "regular" sex because for any reason, she is not obligated to do it some other way. Even if she can, one should never do it if they do not want to. A fair amount of men seem to think different things equal that the woman "owe" them sex. Be it treating them to a nice dinner, buying a present, or some special date, no one ever owes anyone else sex. A thank you and gratitude, yes, but not sex. If you could give or preform something and then they owed you sex, it would be prostitution.

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