Intimacy: Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:25 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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By Applelover012 - 08/07/2009 04:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he was leaving me because we haven't slept together in a few weeks. I just gave birth to our first child and am still recovering from my c-section. FML

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Happy Anniversary!

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 06:00

Today, it was my first anniversary with my husband. Not only were we mad at each other and not speaking the whole day, he doesn't even remember and spent the night out with his friends instead. FML

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My husband the shitgibbon

By NotYetThanks - 23/07/2021 00:01

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Today, three weeks after a traumatic emergency cesarean section, my husband keeps sulking because sex is the literal last thing I want right now. The fact that my body is still sore and healing is apparently irrelevant when he is horny. FML

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By Bree - 23/09/2018 03:00

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Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

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Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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The miracle of childbirth

By Val - 09/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, I realized my marriage is over. I was in labor with our first child and my husband acted like being there with me in the hospital was a chore. However, he saw a young nurse and his mood did a 180. He left soon before I gave birth because he “got hungry.” All of this and he STILL has no clue why I’m upset with him. FML

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Not now!

By Ineedit - 26/02/2010 17:46 - United States

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Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away. FML

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By Brandon - 09/05/2016 02:56 - United States - Springfield

Today, my wife cancelled on our date we had planned for over a month. It would have been our first one-on-one date since the birth of our first child. Our child is over 13 months old. FML

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Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By how about never? - 19/10/2014 11:22 - United States - San Fernando

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Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

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prettyinpink03 11

Wednesday 3 October 2012 12:43

Congratulations on the baby!

guitarh4 7

Wednesday 3 October 2012 12:43

Tell him he needs to rethink his view on what marriage is really about.

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dunicha 20

Thursday 24 October 2013 7:50

Sometimes I think my husband is an asshole. Then I read something like this and realize I actually have it pretty good.

Tawnkat 13

Thursday 18 September 2014 0:10

What a bastard.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 31 October 2014 16:13

You have to wait six weeks anyways.

Brightblue2 14

Monday 2 March 2015 4:22

Let's see him go through nine months worth of pain and morning sickness etc. AND give birth then see how he feels about sex two weeks after. He's the one that got you pregnant anyway! He's a child if he is sulking on your anniversary because of not getting sex.

SaniK 17

Tuesday 30 June 2015 6:54

Just give em a reach around it's not all that hard win win

lonewolf91 2

Monday 12 October 2015 13:25

could have tried anal

HelloImCupcake 6

Thursday 30 August 2018 17:27

ever heard of a bj?

ic2drops 10

Thursday 31 August 2023 10:48

I mean anal maybe? 🤔

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