By lala8940 - 28/06/2012 05:20 - United States

Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML
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To clear everything up: - they were dirty dishes going into the wash so it didn't really matter - I still have some dishes, but half of them are gone

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Why would you let your dog do that? Maybe this experiance will scare him enough to keep him away from the dishwasher.

I'm constantly baffled by your optimism, Keevarou.

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Dishwashers actually disinfect your dishware. So there really isn't a problem if the dog licks it or not,they get really clean after.

jayhawkchik 4

Don't let your dog do that,Moron!

Why the Hell was your dog in the dishwasher!?!?!?

OP, you are awfully touchy for someone who posts their fail on the internet. I saw your comment about the dishes going into the dishwasher anyway and that it didn't matter if the dog was licking them. Personally, I don't know if the dishwasher water temperature is hot enough to disinfect the dishes but I find it just a bit gross to let the dog lick the dishes I eat off. I have a dog myself and it never crossed my mind to let my dog lick my dishes. On a side note, you post something on the internet expecting sympathy, then you lash out when you get criticized. Are you new on the internet? You really expect people to give you any sympathy for something that was a dumbass move to begin with, especially when you come here responding with this attitude?

#141: A dishwasher can definitely sanitize dishes well enough to clean dog spit. My cat licks our dishes all the time (to get a little taste of yogurt or tuna). It's not a big deal. It's like saying that if you ever got poop on your hands from changing a baby, you'd never eat with your hands again because washing them couldn't get them clean.

XD please tell me there is a video of this!! rofl

That's disgusting! You're a dirty bird, OP!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

The image of that in my mind made me laugh!

KiddNYC1O 20

Dishwasher is another lazy invention.

Super glue!!!!!! Or Dixie paper plates and bowls till you can afford new ones

Our late German Shepherd did the same thing, with the exception that we don't let our dogs pre-rinse our dishes and she didn't make it far before it came off her collar.