Animals: Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his... - FML

By lala8940 - 28/06/2012 05:20 - United States

Today, my dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasher when his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML

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lala8940 0

Thursday 28 June 2012 17:41

To clear everything up: - they were dirty dishes going into the wash so it didn't really matter - I still have some dishes, but half of them are gone

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KitGrey 4

Thursday 28 June 2012 12:02

Why would you let your dog do that? Maybe this experiance will scare him enough to keep him away from the dishwasher.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 28 June 2012 12:14

I'm constantly baffled by your optimism, Keevarou.

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upsetkid 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:24

I wish that would happen to me so I don't have to do the dishes.

ShananaginsLOL 13

Tuesday 15 January 2013 3:26

Same thing happened to my dog a while back

ErinShannon 27

Tuesday 7 November 2017 11:19

My littlest dog, If I'm not on my toes about it when I load dirty dishes, she climbs up on the door of the dishwasher to lick them, cause she is so small.

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