Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I still get irrationally angry and distracted when my teacher refers to bodily functions as “poop, pee, number 1 & 2, etc.” and calls things icky. I’m literally in nursing school with an instructor who talks like Elmo. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
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LadyGore 12
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ProhibitionRose 14
What'd you expect your family to do? Give you a snuggle? Of course they were going to embarrass you...at least my family would... Then again...I used to turn bright red during sex ed or any kind of reproductive classes.
asherm 15
No medical or nursing school for you I'm guessing
cheesendouche 1
dude u need to start watching **** right now and from this day forth!!!! but LOL thanks for the laugh and i'm sure ur family appreciated it too haha
MischievousLoki 6
It's possible that the OP maybe has been molested or raped. Since some people do twitch when they hear those words when they have been molested or raped. So honestly I can't say YDI or FYL, since I don't know fully OP's story about this.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Way to throw things way out of proportion. I'm guessing if that was the reason, it would've been in the FML.
agm77 9
I don't know how many people would post that though. "Today, I got raped. FML" Seems kinda ****** up...
hollylolly92 3
PENIS
Spazz420 7
Penis penis penis! ****** ****** ******. Grow up, seriously.
LawSixx 11
"To be a man you need honor and penis" Oh how I miss shin chan lol
FatSack 0
Virgin!
crazybeauty95 2
How old are you....10?
tinycroc 10
To all the people posting "Penis, ******, grow up!" You might want to consider looking in a mirror when you say that - you're no better than his/her family teasing them about it. There is such a thing as word aversion - my kid had it, he used to have panic attacks seeing the words Stop and Feather in books - when he was 3 years old. And even now he still admits the words bother him - he doesn't have a clue why, and he's not afraid of feathers at all, or stop signs - just the combination of letters triggers an irrational feeling. That's how word aversions work - either the combo of the letters, or the sound produced when it's spoken causes a reaction.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Do you notice how stop and feather are seemingly random words? I don't think OP has word aversion since they twitch at 2 obviously related words that have to do with sex. And again, if it were true that he had a real problem I'm sure it would've been in the FML. It would have been more like- I have word aversion to the words penis and ******. Guess what we're learning about in bio this week?! FML.
tdawg4200 0
Shut up.