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By qourt - 14/02/2019 15:34 - United States

Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML

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By ChiefKoala - 27/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood

Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML

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My guts hate my guts

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By jess - 30/04/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I had a dentist appointment after class so I threw my electric toothbrush in my backpack so I could brush my teeth before. In the middle of class the toothbrush turns on and the vibrations could be heard throughout the classroom. They yelled at me "Jess has a vibrator!" FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Makala - 03/12/2011 08:15 - Egypt

Today, in geometry class, we were working in dead silence. Apparently my phone wasn't on vibrate, and I received 25 texts all at once, while it blasted "Hakuna Matataaaa" out of my back pocket. They weren't even texts from friends, just Facebook notifications. FML

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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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Toolishing 22

Friday 30 October 2015 16:41

Better than a fart.

Chloe555_fml 27

Friday 30 October 2015 16:40

Go tame that hunger beast.

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AC98 19

Friday 30 October 2015 16:40

You might want to eat something

higgysaurus 18

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:32

I thought growling meant you were full?* *sarcasm

Chloe555_fml 27

Friday 30 October 2015 16:40

Go tame that hunger beast.

ragingwaffle 8

Friday 30 October 2015 21:53

Or the sound made trying to hold in a fart

Toolishing 22

Friday 30 October 2015 16:41

Better than a fart.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Friday 30 October 2015 16:42

Hope you resolved the issue soon!!

lornathebanana 2

Sunday 1 November 2015 14:12

Why do comments like this get negative votes?!

MassiDelta 28

Friday 30 October 2015 16:43

You must answer the call of hunger!

RodzillaX 30

Friday 30 October 2015 17:04

1 new notification "I HUNGER!"

UncleHoodie 22

Friday 30 October 2015 17:31

You have 7 missed calls from: Hunger

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 30 October 2015 20:53

Boy: Excuse me, I have an international call from Hungry.

ScratchCatPower 32

Friday 30 October 2015 16:43

Well, at least it wasn't during a test and the room was silent. Everyone stares at you when that happens... o.0

Tripartita 44

Friday 30 October 2015 16:44

That must be one hell of a distinct growl to sound like a vibrating phone.

MagnusDeus 24

Friday 30 October 2015 16:45

Sounds like a snickers commercial

Lightyuriman 9

Friday 30 October 2015 16:47

you beat me to it

hellnosucka 27

Friday 30 October 2015 17:45

it goes like this: "phone vibrating" friend gives phone a snicker bar. phone eats snicker bar and turns into a human. "you're not you when you're hungry"

ballinball 14

Friday 30 October 2015 16:47

beats eating school lunch

mds9986 24

Friday 30 October 2015 16:48

You must have been hungry for knowledge.

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