Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I still get irrationally angry and distracted when my teacher refers to bodily functions as “poop, pee, number 1 & 2, etc.” and calls things icky. I’m literally in nursing school with an instructor who talks like Elmo. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
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LadyGore 12
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imsosleepy 9
PENIS. Did the thought of it make you twitch as well?
revanche 2
*twitch*
Dracoboxer357 35
.....Well, OP, after reading this fml's responses, the good news is you should be a bit more desensitized to the words penis and/or ******, as it appears you'll be seeing those words tossed around a fair bit now. ;) I'm also seeing more vaginas than penises, guess it's just more popular? (And since I appreciate ****** more as well, I'll add to it's favour: ******. :P) Btw, I voted ydi, not for your affliction, but for being foolish enough to tell someone about it. Did you really think people wouldn't push that amusing button after you advertised it? ;) Sorry! Cheers!
Senseless_487 29
Don't you know never to tell your family when something bothers you? Of course they're going to exploit it!
1happymummy 14
My brother hates the word 'bladder' so you're not alone. My family like to randomly drop the word into conversations to watch him squirm :D
nanxi 30
Ah well, you'll grow out of it.
maryssa1996 7
I hate those words too! But I usually giggle when I hear them. Seventh grade sex ed was uncomfortable and the reproductive unit in health starts on Friday. I dread the day. FYL for sure!
dogpfcorn 11
Penis! ******!
Bekll 31
Are you Hank Hill by any chance?
MaydayParadexx 18
Are you five
DjeePee 24
Oh God. You don't like talking about this stuff? So you would prefer no sex-talk at all, so you could figure it out by yourself? Yeah, sounds like a great plan, according to all the teen pregnancies. Stop being a prude and grow up, OP. I will give sex and (more important) contraceptiontalks to my pupils, whether they are twelve or sixteen. Too many people don't know how their body functions and that's a shame.