Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
Today, I still get irrationally angry and distracted when my teacher refers to bodily functions as “poop, pee, number 1 & 2, etc.” and calls things icky. I’m literally in nursing school with an instructor who talks like Elmo. FML
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loud in class that a boy sitting next to me thought his phone had vibrated. FML
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LadyGore 12
******!
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Unlucky_Gun 0
PENIS!
lawl93 5
grow up and good luck with your sex life
smellyellie 4
my biology teacher made us shout '****** ****** ******' to get over the embarrassment
Bekll 31
Your Biology teacher rocks!
Cigar 11
You'll get over it, we were all a little uncomfortable about it at one time. Today I use those words on a regular basis at work. For example, "Your dog's ****** was covered in knots and urine." or "Your dog's testicles were knotted to his leg." Then people realize that it's *painful*.. andthattheyshouldneutertheirdogs. /rant
someguy314159265 15
That's why you don't tell people those kinds of secrets. It is almost a guarantee that they will exploit it for their own amusement or personal gain.
uss125 0
Obviously the op is some fat girl who is stuck living a child hood fantasy. Time to grown up
chubby_choco 17
Admittedly, families tease. It was a bad idea to tell them. But I'm not going to vote YDI because of it; that's just stupid. My big twitch-factor in school was dissection, and I was happy to able to confide in my father about how much I hated it and the fact that it deeply disturbed me. We should all be able to tell our families about things that bother us, and while we should brace ourselves for some future mockery (secrets ALWAYS double as ammunition, especially among siblings), any good family will at least throw some pity your way...if not offer advice and respect. It's sad that the people on here lack the family values needed to understand that. FYL, OP.
KaylieeJay 4
Not wanting to cut open an animal or animal parts is very different to twitching over words.
CheshireHalli 19
People on here lack those family values because presumably, we aren't their family, nor are we here to pat them on the back and tell 'em it's okay.
ranroy 2
******
diamond69_fml 14
So I guess talking dirty during sex is out of the question with you?
nadnerbz 6
If you twitch when you hear the words I wanna see your reaction when you get laid.