Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw...

By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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zoolander951 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:52

I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...

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chaoraid 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 10:47

This is the worst FML I've ever read... It's not even an FML.

nintendocore 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 11:16

From the comments I've read on this FML, I've realized that everyone took their mom to this movie. Couldn't they find a date? You know.. Like.. A girl to take to the movies to see a dudes penis spinning around and talking. Kind of weird if you ask me :)

DrMorbid 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 11:52

If you don't like retarded penis humour why are you going to see a retarded penis movie? YDI

fatgothchick 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:23

space invaders against homophobia

Brey1013 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:29

Wassever! hahahahaha be glad that ur mom has a good, healthy sense of humor.

tipple 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 13:39

So ... it seems you didn't inherit your Mom's sense of humour then? At least *she* enjoyed herself. I've noticed there is a proportion of kids who find it really difficult to deal with the concept that their parents - and in particular their mother, are not prudish virgins. I wonder why that is?

conan6 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 14:41

Bruno was bad. The meatspin was as funny as it got.

jaybirdka 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 15:14

wow....your mom thought a movie was funny......yeah that's definitely a FML........get over yourself.

Qup 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 17:05

it's obviously a dick flick. not interested. sounds gross.

swstreet 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 17:42

I saw this w/ a group of teenage boys - They "rofflfao" at the sickest times including the dick dance. The whole point was to shock and get a rise out of people. The more disturbing the visual the greater the rise. Most people around us in the theater were having a god time and a little dick dancing (pardon) is not nearly as disturbing as the ***** - pole - exercise bike. What did Mom think of that ?