Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw...

By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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zoolander951 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:52

I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...

Comments

sykokitti 15

Monday 21 March 2011 2:46

maybe you should have a sense of humor! I say fy moms l for having such a lame kid

YummiliciousLibb 4

Saturday 26 March 2011 18:21

Ah I saw that with my parents brother and Sunday school class... way worse

DisappearingRose 18

Friday 22 July 2011 10:07

It probably reminded her of your dad in bed.

GuitarGeek44 3

Monday 25 July 2011 5:33

dumbass

ymcmb312 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 3:33

High five on your moms sense of humor lol but yeah totally didn't see that part coming in the movie hahaha

Primmly 11

Monday 24 September 2012 8:13

Wait... Is this an FML about having a great time at a funny movie? Seriously?

charlottegurrl 9

Monday 6 May 2013 10:12

Family bonding time!!

gogo44444 28

Thursday 23 April 2015 15:22

I don't blame her, if I saw a penis spinning around, I'd die of laughter

CrazedGunner 22

Tuesday 14 July 2015 3:21

Oh I loved that scene.

TheMisfitScribe 17

Sunday 20 November 2016 17:05

Sounds to me like you have a pretty cool mom. At least she didn't get mad and decide to make a scene in public and then quit talking to you or something. She enjoyed herself, thats a good thing. Perhaps you have the type of relationship where that could be slightly awkward given the subject matter she was laughing at, but I would be relieved that she got a good laugh instead of being traumatized.