Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw...

By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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Spanner in the works

By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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zoolander951 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:52

I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...

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jewelzgalore 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:10

Parents are NEVER supposed to see either of those movies. They can't handle it.

deserved 3

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:11

You're lucky. My mom looked over at me and said "This movie is SO inappropriate" when we were watching Juno. Borat was wayyyyyy worse but I watched it with my brother... Haven't seen Bruno yet.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:20

I'm not flaming just curious, how is Juno inappropriate?

heymoon 9

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:09

some people don't approve of teenage pregnancy. my mom liked that movie and had me watch it with her.

beethoven_fml 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:19

um you're a loser. YDI for being a total loser.

rofl_DangerAaron 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:21

that's not bad at all. i watched Bruno with my mom as well and we still make jokes about the movie and we were BOTH laughing histerically through out the movie. and i'm 15.. so that's not a FML at all, just normal.. in some families.

wickedgrl13 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:26

YDI for being such a prude.

TBman256 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:30

ummm...spoiler warning

woody18plus 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:31

it is not like your mom has not seen a penis before. the only reason you didnt laugh is cuz u were choking on ur hard on. that was a great movie and your moms a girl and girls LOVE the penis

jaay23 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:47

this is soooo win hahahahahaha

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:57

Scarred. For. Life

Sarah_Scissors 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:59

i saw that with my mum too...it was so awkward i couldnt look her in the eye afterwards...then she atarted possibly the most awkward convo we've ever had by starting to explain some of the jokes..