Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw...

By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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zoolander951 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:52

I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...

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brie3 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:57

lol my mother and i loved that movie :)

HeyItsWill12 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:05

I was just surprised when i saw it.. I laughed sometimes but when that penis on the big screen began to talk i just said "WOW" and had no idea what was going on lol. But yea.. this isn't really an FML but whatever ***** your life i guess.. in this case Bruno was ******* your life.

natabeast 6

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:09

At least she didn't hurt your face by flinging her purse up in front of your face to protect you from 'the penis'. My mother still throws a pillow up in front of my brother's eyes when there's kissing in a movie. He's 17.

yellowberri 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:12

bruno was hilarious. people need to learn to laugh and stop being so anti-gay

somethingawesome 9

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:12

Your mom laughing was the worse part.

danielbudzynski 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:13

When I saw penis talk sceen I put my iPhone to guard my eyes, now everyone thinks I was filming it for my own pleasure later, now that's an FML

blairbeartmp 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:19

shut up.

cat_lady 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:19

? its an fml because your mom has a sense of humor and you have none?

Osprey 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 6:29

HAHA! My mom and I are both Austrian citizens and for that reason we wanted to see it together, but I had a hunch to watch it before she did. I'm glad because I don't think I could stand sitting next to my mom watching Brüno- it was funny though!