Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw...

By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:52

I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...

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not_soo_bad 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 6:03

I had the Exact same experience!

floflairhi 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:41

OMG I saw it with the guy I liked... We're now dating and we were mortified but my mom saw it the next day and loooooved it!

Spaggy_B 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 10:00

THAT MOVIE IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! i saw it with my sister... we literally fell out of our seats laughing XD XD sooooo good =P

Hurt16 0

Monday 16 November 2009 10:54

what web site can I c Bruno on I always wanted to c it... I hurd it was toooo too funny

QWERTYCommander 5

Thursday 14 January 2010 6:46

Piracy: If you are too young to see R-rated movies, it's the way to go. I don't even want to imagine watching Bruno with any of my parents. My mom would get mad after the movie ended, or drag me out of the theater by the collar. And Dad, well, I don't even want to THINK about seeing it with dad. The funniest parts were the meatspin, the part where Bruno is tied to Lutz, and the part in the party where he's trying to turn straight. What I didn't get was, why did they show Bruno's penis then and censored it in the rest of the movie?

Compass 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 3:27

Well, if you and your dad watched (insert name here) he would laugh at how the girl is moving her labia and clit with her fingers and making her ****** talk.

hellokittywhore 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:39

I watched it with my dad. he licked his lips and put his hand in his pocket at that scene I was mortified. 0_0

mooshibear140 4

Saturday 20 February 2010 22:19

I know a 12-year-old boy who saw that on PayPerView with his mom....I asked him how his mom reacted when they watched it...he said "she was laughing her ass off." o.0