Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw...

By porkfriedlife - 28/07/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I went to a theater and saw "Bruno" with my mom. We saw "Borat" together, so I thought, 'Hey, how bad could it be?' I don't know what was more nauseating: Bruno's penis spinning around and talking or the fact that my mom thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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By .......... - 07/06/2015 09:46 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Tights2Tight - 19/12/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was at the local theatre watching "The Nutcracker" ballet with my mother. When the prince made his appearance in his tights my mother leans over to me and says, "Those are some well defined butt cheeks!" loud enough for everyone around us to hear. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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zoolander951 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

yep, I saw that with my friend and his parents. It was... interesting.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:52

I saw Bruno with my mom and we both thought it was funny. I don't see the fyl...

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lifebarelyeffed 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 3:59

What? I saw that with my dad. We both loved it. hilarious

bman16 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:08

haha, akward. thats the kind of movie you see with your dad, brother, uncle, friends, etc.

ohboy456 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:15

Not necessarily. My mom and I loved it, but if I had taken my dad or brother to see it they would have left within the first few minutes. It just depends on how uptight the person you go with is, not their gender.

dyld921 2

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:15

So? What was the problem? Your mom loved it. Your own fault anyway. That movie only appeal to a certain audience.

cassandrathevil 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:24

i fail to see how this is a FML. so what?

TBman256 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:24

HEY! HOW ABOUT A SPOILER WARNING DUDE?!

Eaglestrike117 29

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:29

Wow. YDI. Ever heard of IMDb? Or any movie database site like kids-in-mind? You can check these sites to see how bad the movie is so you will know what to expect and who you would want to see it with.

RideOorDiee 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:45

I saw it with my brother and my mom!!! Ahh the worst part was when he was giving tje 'ghost' a ********!! Ahaha me and my bro was trying so hard to not laugh cuz my ma waa disguated!! But rite whem he finished we bustes up laughing

redblueviolet 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:49

I can see why this is an FML; the whole situation is just awkward and embarrassing. And I don't think YDI. Why would you look up all the spoilers about a movie before you went to see it with someone older than you? But, it could have been worse - at least she thought it was hilarious. My mom probably would have had a long talk with me about every single thing that was wrong with that movie. Not that I've seen it, though. Or want to. I don't wanna sound uptight or anything, but I honestly don't think the movie would appeal to me. Anyway, think of it this way: at least you took your mom to a movie and she enjoyed it. That's a good thing, after all.