Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
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Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Top comments
Lucario227 22
Dump her
Whydoyouask 11
Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.
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Comments (98)
couchcat 25
"Dump Her!"
ea247 20
you should dump the bitch
TrustStolen 16
are u serious baby
hoosierholla 17
You're clearly male
splinteredApple 36
Sorry to break it to you pal, but we can clearly see that your gender is set to male.
ZaiopePerSe 15
could be trans and they started the process after making the account. I mean, it's hella unlikely
NozomiTojo 21
This is my case.
amberdea404 28
The wording of this is weird, I'm confused. Someone explain.
hoosierholla 17
I was going to, but you didn't say please
oiler 21
his girlfriend is on this app, and says "dump them" for the stupidest things
beeferjay 34
that it's only about... most chicks on fml
SweetasCandy0609 28
#34 los like you need someone to explain OP'S FML to you so read #22's comment so you actually know what's going on.
Mauskau 35
34, no, we don't. I've seen more logical comments from females than illogical comments, and that's quite surprising.
fashionbug9880 22
64, how exactly is that surprising?
Raelthelamb 31
Careful, now she'll probably read this one.
ZaiopePerSe 15
and laugh, not realising it is in fact about her
LeashaJoy5595 28
I'm waiting for her to not realize it's about her and then throw a "dump her" in the comments.
graphite01 15
that's why it was post from anonymous account. ;)
olpally 32
Shallow bitch much? Wow. Beat her to the punch!
sstahpp 33
Like so much.
GatherTheMice 15
I stopped reading after "Beat her"
Allnightampm 18
Better pray she doesn't see this
SweetasCandy0609 28
#19 That's probably why OP made it anonymous so she wouldn't know it was him.
Soparot 29
Or hope that she does, and then hope she tells him to dump her (unknowing that he is talking about her due to it being anonymous) so he has a reason to besides her posting on FML.
Tripartita 44
At least you might qualify for the six word autobiography: "I'm so meta, even this acronym"
heartofhannah 28
Uhh what?
thatonetribute 31
Did you deserve it?
tranced_ 45
don't worry she might just not be so serious about her comments. .