Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Top comments
Lucario227 22
Dump her
Whydoyouask 11
Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.
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Comments (98)
ericzaga 4
I was going through the comments just to see if she replied
Spyderbane 10
I am suprised no one tried to figure out who she is.
lalaney 14
Eh, most people are overly simplistic when they hear someone else's problem, but then consider their own problems more complex. It doesn't really mean anything about what she would do in real life.
verysmarmy 11
I think I can predict every comment on this FML without even looking at them.
tlnorman 18
Dump her she's clearly very immature and doesn't take relationships very seriously if her first response is to do this.
Devtyro 14
I wonder how many relationships have ended thanks to this FML.
Avi8r 22
I really hope OP's girlfriend gets to and comments on this post
Fairyjoshy 13
I'd have to know what you think is a situation that doesn't clearly warrant dumping before I judge FYL or YDI. Context is vital.
pika_666 13
Even if it doesn't work out, don't let it get to you. Just think positive, you'll always find someone in the end and it doesn't have to be a boyfriend/girlfriend.
blackonblight 32
Plot twist: what OP thinks doesn't warrant a breakup is so skewed from the consensus that all posts are included in this. The girlfriend had in fact only been posting "dump him" in severe cases. OP is the only one who found them trivial.