Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Top comments
Lucario227 22
Dump her
Whydoyouask 11
Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.
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Comments (98)
Alexandria79 22
just be the good guy that she loves. it is easy to give advice anonymously but it's much more difficult to follow said advice even when it's your own
Dexter83_fml 17
Or you could pull your finger out. Ask your gf what her issues are and work on them just a thought
RedSponge 11
Better dump her before she sees this!
mattrd_fml 31
Dump her!
FranzFerdinand 18
COUNTER DUMP HER. DUMP BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ASS DUMPED. but in all seriousness, although there are a bunch of FMLs where commenters say "dump em" in a way that can be unanimously described as unreasonable by people that aren't ridiculous, some of them are a little more iffy. I mean, maybe in her opinion, whatever the original OP (the OOP?) was dealing with in her relationship was a pretty important to her? Instead of complaining about potentially being dumped "for no reason", you could go ahead and ask her about it-- it's called communication, people! jeez! you get some insight on your gf, she feels cared about and you're less likely to get dumped now that you know. win-win! and if is a really dumb reason, then good, now you know you're dating someone dumb. do what you will with that information. yeah, that's just my two cents, hope ya don't get dumped oh, and inb4 "found the girlfriend"
lexred 30
such a short comment? sorry can't read.
GetRektBro 15
FmlCeption
tgranatire_12 19
Does "an fml" poss anyone else off too?
AScooterman 12
If you're worried about it obvious you're not treating her right. It's time to man up hold your own business or get out of the game.
smoothies14 32
OP: Is this really about the fear of losing your relationship suddenly in the future? I think it may be that you now realize the relationship may be doomed because you don't like how thoughtless and shallow she can be. OP's girl: Knock it off. If you feel you have to share with the world, muster a little effort to put together something we might think is worth reading.
takeittoem 8
Can't wait for OP's next FML: "I posted an FML about my girlfriend telling people to dump their SO - girlfriend dumped me FML"