Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Top comments
Lucario227 22
Dump her
Whydoyouask 11
Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.
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Comments (98)
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Now shes gonna see this post and dump you.
ZaiopePerSe 15
of course she will dump this anonymous user
worldclassrager 39
This will be interesting if she comes by and sees this
hardcorefan16 22
In the future? Just end it now and get it over with.
RinoaHeartilly 36
I'm really curious how this will end up.
kurodansei 16
To all those saying the gf will see this and dump OP..... good luck dumping anonymous. (If you get dumped because of this when they wont immediately know it's you..... maybe you're better off anyway)
9a_1z 12
I'm betting this post was made by someone trying to make a point to all the 'dump him' girls and this girlfriend doesn't actually exist, which would make it hard for them to be dumped by her.
ValleyHockey12 14
Dump her! Nope, just kidding. Good luck man
bluecameron 6
Dumb him!!!
Catdragon 40
maybe she jokes around and maybe it's none of your business of what she comments. she's entitled to her opinion. maybe she should dump you. posting an fml about fml just seems like you're looking for an easy way out of the relationship or you're in a fight.
littlekellilee 45
Your comment makes me anxious. I often observe things lightheartedly, which is what I feel OP did, and I'm always terrified when someone comes along talking like your comment. Chill! I think it is OP's business anyways. If his gf had an opinion that is so against his, that may show an issue in compatibility.
ZaiopePerSe 15
or maybe, just maybe he's actually afraid she will dump him for some asinine reason and feels like that warrants sympathy
interesting33 36
I agree with #32, it is btter for OP just to talk to her about this. She hasn't dumped OP yet so maybe she really thinks he is that great, or she is more tolerant than her comments. FML rarely allows for context, so it is worth OP talking to her about this if they feel there is a problem.
Catdragon 40
if his gf is on fml and he post an fml about her, even if it's anonymous, doesn't that seem questionable? like why would he do that unless he wanted her to see it? besides it looks like op doesn't trust his gf or doesn't love her enough if he post something that could provoke her.
lexred 30
Dude....u r in for trouble if u dont dump her first. Either dump her or sort it out clearly else things will get messy.
jdnaus 13
I hope she comments on this saying "dump her" not knowing it's her boyfriend typing it.