Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
Today, and for the last two weeks, I have been preparing my girlfriend for a break up with nasty remarks. She has been finding me exceptionally funny. FML
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Top comments
Lucario227 22
Dump her
Whydoyouask 11
Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.
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Comments (98)
rmays96 15
First!
Lucario227 22
Dump her
Miss_Chevious 37
Am I the only one that's looking for OP's girlfriend in the comments?
extremereviews 26
Dump her 1st
beeferjay 34
35 comments and only 4 were from chicks... I bet they're all wondering lol
jtfrisch 22
That was a very good observation
BstMode 14
Just remember it's always your fault... Unless she's just bat shit crazy.
meli1195 31
if it's always OPs fault, then I would assume she's batshit crazy
JKPwnage 27
No... That's not how relationships work.
Whydoyouask 11
Or just as bad are the ones that go, "I'm sure you're beautiful/handsome OP!" Bitch please, you don't know that.
FEATHDUCK 19
Those ones always get liked by random passer-by-ers because they believe it is encouragement. I don't mean to be a douche but some people that have made fmls on this app have probably lied or over-exaggerated their side of the story to get encouragement and attention from others. By the way I'm not saying I, myself, am exempt from this, it is a human way of life that is simply unavoidable.
infinitemonkey 21
Has anyone said "dump her" yet?
LilMissCanadian 22
at the very top
Tarlachia 33
You know, you posting this FML may actually be the unwarranted reason she uses to dump you. Irony much?
remometol 16
Probably the reason he made it anonymous :D
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Today on FML I said how my girlfriend is one of those "Dump him!" girls. Now I'm single.
Xandrick 22
I really want to slap a Like on this, but that would ruin the beautiful 69 number.
kaslkrusher 19
This needs a follow up when she sees this
ber4fun 23
Maybe she will see this FML and only post that when it's true going forward.