Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
shesaywha 19
The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.
greentiger 5
Start going to the gym ;)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (283)
JennaMarie420 2
What a wonderful friend
thegirluwant 0
He, don't feel bad. I only weigh 140 and I broke a couch by sitting on it.
lokrar789 7
Hmmmm u break the chairs leg, then feel bad? think about the chair feelings!!!!!!!! And i doubt ur fat. U were just prob. Wereing heavy cloths
xrainbowshadowx 17
At least she's being honest and not sugarcoating everything in your face and talking about it behind your back. The truth hurts. Although the way you put it, it sounds like she was too brutal with her statement, so FYL.
orangeyellow11 0
Why is she your friend if she's calling you fat?
fml_addict13 3
That's not a good friend.
perdix 29
Why are you arguing? Step on a scale and you'll have your answer. I'd think if you are chair-breaking fat, then the determination of whether or not you are fat is not very controversial.
rosaparks14 0
Denial much?!?!
Justice264 0
Some friend
penguinazul 13
You can't look at yourself in the mirror and tell that you're fat? I mean I get trying to hide it or being ashamed of it, but I honestly don't see how people "don't know they're fat". How can you not know?
kaykay20 0
We see people everyday which such mental issues that make them think they are too fat or too skinny and end up starving or eating to the point it's life threatening. Being teased their whole lives, media, uneducated in what is/isn't healthy, even family can be a factor in why they have these weight issues.
penguinazul 13
Well, I ask, because I'm overweight -- there's no doubt about that and when I look in the mirror, it's obvious. If you really are overweight, you'd know it.
penguinazul 13
And I should add that I realize people have distorted views of their own body, but I guess it's just hard for me to understand because I've never really been in the situation.