Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
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shesaywha 19
The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.
greentiger 5
Start going to the gym ;)
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Comments (283)
Ballplayer3313 3
Some friend.
MinkaGraham 0
some friend . i usually call myself fat & my friends argue with me about that . but your friend was actually calling YOU fat ? thats SO mean D; aw
Camillams 2
STOP TAKING PICTURES OF YOURSELF LIKE THAT! IT LOOKS STUPID AND PERIOD
Camillams 2
This comment is a mistake
Camillams 2
It was supposed to be a reply to 55
dumaz 2
your friends just keeping it real lol
Carma25 0
Your "friend" is a jerk.
eurekaroy 6
Sounds like an episode of spongebob! Lol
jewel_blonde211 0
what a friend !
a_lenzmeier 11
Wow. 2/3 Americans are overweight and it's because everyone has a thyroid problem.(sarcasm) Anytime there is a fat fml you've got the bleeding hearts running to the rescue with the "Fat because of health issues " excuse. Honestly most people are fat because they eat too much and refuse to exercise. You don't like being called fat, than pass up the McDouble and go for a run. And don't call me a skinny uncaring bitch(I know some are thinking it). I myself am a tad on the larger side,( by tad I mean I have about 20 pounds to lose). I'm not saying this to be mean, I'm saying it because it's true.
Shellster 10
I agree! Not everyone is fat because of heath issues that is just the go to answer for everything these days. Just like the weight loss treatments. Quick fix but what have they learned? NOTHING
DelilahV 0
There is one thing I find wrong with this post, though I agree with most of it--McDonalds is probably the healthiest of all fast food burgers, with half the calories and fat of places like burger king. In the "eat this not that" book, most mcdonalds is listed as a "healthy alternative". I eat mcdonalds 2-4 times a month or more and I'm only 110 lbs.
a_lenzmeier 11
It was the first thing I thought of. Lol
crazyredbug 0
I've lost over 70lb since Aug 1, 2010 just by cutting sugar. I'm lazy by nature and I do not exercise. I'm active enough coaching soccer and walking, but I don't go to the gym.
ReynshineCutting 10
It may not be a health problem causing it, but bad genetics will **** you over every time no matter what you eat or how much you exercise. Some people have a limit to how much they can lose and they'll still be overweight. I can't get under 175 no matter what. Not to mention, for some people there's a mental thing that makes it really hard to eat healthy. 90% of veggies make me throw up so I don't eat anything other than lettuce, carrots, mushrooms, and broccoli. Everything else makes me physically ill. And the whole just cutting out the bad stuff just doesn't work. You can cut it out and only eat it occasionally but you'll never get rid of the cravings and it'll drive you insane no matter how long you do it for. For me personally, I'm just going to go under the knife in 10 or so years when I'm done having kids. Problem solved.
staymintyfresh 13
everyone can lose weight. I used to be like 130lb! but I cut out almost all food and exercised like crazy and now after one month I weigh around 105. I feel better, and my stomach has shrunken so it's not even difficult anymore.
bluejayfan02 27
i have nothing to say
PrestonG95 7
And she's considered your friend?