Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
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shesaywha 19
The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.
greentiger 5
Start going to the gym ;)
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greentiger 5
Start going to the gym ;)
cowsgomooatyou 8
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Oh and you've got the body of a God have you?
bubble25_fml 5
today, a cow sat on me and broke me. FML.
LiveLaughFML 10
and that's when you fix your hair, laugh and say "I planned on doing that."
schrodingersdog 4
That's when you use science! Find your BMI and check a BMI chart!
Pixxio_O 11
That's the point where you tell her that she's ugly and break a mirror
aligurl 0
Butthead
ADTRarmyFTW 4
That chair wasn't very supportive in your argument.
JenDanielle917 13
Your a Jackass.
Iamnotmyself 17
The chair should work out more, he's lost his physique.
greentiger 5
No but can't a tell someone to go to a gym?
tona01 16
Well maybe OP gained a lot of weight, and the friend told her so
cowsgomooatyou 8
Was that aimed at me per chance?
aFatFuck 0
agree with 45. If you're having to argue whether you're fat or not...most likely you are. You understand she can SEE you? You can't just hide it!?!?! Stop being so self delusional
suprmidgt 0
30 - BMI is really only used for large scale studies. Body fat percentage using a BIA reader or doing a skin fold test are the best. There is no way to tell 100%, but just for instance a man who is 8% body fat and muscular can still be considered obese. All it takes into consideration is height and weight.
anencephalic 14
I recently read an article about stool enema; not just a slightly awkward cure for severe diarrhoea, but it seems to help out the fatties as well. Now doesn't that sound like some kind of curative miracle?
JRBradley 9
The poor chair!
llama123 0
word of advice she's not your friend
blitz426 0
that's a bad friend
a_nutritionist 10
@119 actually its used in a clinical setting too, most people worth seeing will be able to tell when to and when not to apply certain methods and how to interpret the results. in a situation like this, to just show you are not overweight, its quite acceptable to use the BMI assuming the individual has no major factors altering the outcome of the equation.
afdude87 6
no that's a good friend, as long as it's constructive. so many fatties in this world today, maybe they just need to be told they're actually fat. don't feel sorry for them. they ate. their problem. if its truely medical then I feel bad. otherwise, drop the cheeseburger lard ass, I see you. and its gross.
schrodingersdog 4
119- I seriously doubt OP is really muscular. I agree that those other tests are more effective; however, BMI is the easiest and quickest to calculate.
Niikke 2
Well if OP is actually a fat one, it is a good friend for telling her the truth... What would be the point in lying? OP would just get comfortable in her non healthy/sexy fat body.. This said tho, if OP is not fat then her friend is really an idiot .. but I think the chair made it all clear..
alexiiiiis09 0
aww. :( cheer up op, it could always be worse
genesisnirvana 11
Yeah.OP could have accidentally sat down on someone.Imagine how that would have turned out.
alexiiiiis09 0
see? there's always a bright side!
RiotMany 0
You could be fatter.
otb113 7
you also could be fat, and have AIDs. Cheer up tubbs.
ktateprado 0
You could have had sex with Charlie sheen and got crabs.
variants 0
You could have broken the flooring.
hannahtaskey 9
You could have sat on your friend and not the chair.
OoLogicalOo 4
Fat people are like freindships they usually don't work out.
kevsnev 7
OP could be morbidly obese. That's much worse
shiraz_fml 0
Have some self confidence :o
kings1fan 6
Don't blame the chair
kissiy6 15
OP did! She was arguing that she WASN'T fat. Her friend argued that she was !
Sun_Kissed18 25
I think she was trying, but the chair broke her confidence...
a_nutritionist 10
sounds like she had too much self confidence...
SteveTheJanitor 6
Shes not a true friend if she tells you that your fat. She's ruining your self confidence and that is mean
dani212 0
Aren't friends supposed to be the ones who argue you're not fat when you say you are?!?!
jaime1480 12
I think her self confidence broke the chair...
sambo1andonly 5
Ouch.
unicornkiller 0
your so fat when you play cod and someone kills you they get a five kill streak
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
What a friend she is..
Blue87 4
now u answered ur own question for urself
NoodleBurger 0
what anime is your picture from? :o
Blue87 4
I have no idea.. sorry
gmc_blossom 21
"Ur" is such a funny "word". Just saying. I guess I'm not "cool" enough to talk "cool" on the Internet. :/ Such a pity I enjoy correct grammar and spelling.
amadais 1
really? cause, "just saying" isnt a complete sentence. i hate grammar nazis
logkitty 5
208- you kind of have to know how to use correct grammer in order to be a grammer nazi. "just saying..."
cgall123 0
The chair might not, but that double cheeseburger at mc d agrees with you
shybear15 0
That's rude
nleighane 0
Stop being a dick. You don't know if she has health problems making her "fat"
TheRealHouse 7
Yeah yeah that's it.. like thyroid problems and stuff. c'mon people 2/3 Americans are obese now!! Just stop already!!!
JenDanielle917 13
He's joking around. Lighten up people.
demarcusT 0
41 you don't know if 6 has "health problems" making him a "dick"
DelilahV 0
Yeah also everyones ignoring the fact...we don't even know if she's fat!! The chair couldve quite possibly been broken. I don't know many visibly overweight people that will argue that they're not fat.
NuckinFutz 4
41-stop making excuses. It Is not likely that the OP has health problems and u probably don't either so stop making excuses for your's and the OP's obesity and go to a gym.
JasonEdge 1
41 is just saying that cause she's fat.
shesaywha 19
The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.
genesisnirvana 11
Or even worse skinny people who are convinced that they're fat.
Millman_fml 9
Yupp!
ChickenLegs937 6
Amen.
undumblonde 5
No fat people r the best! They make me smile inside XD
Hopsin_fml 0
it's honestly disturbing to the human eye when fat chicks wear tight shirts or really short and tight short shorts. Mainly a bikini at the beach to. it's sickening. =[
lovinit5683 0
Haha, wow what a nice friend. Start going to a gym.
awesomeooo3 0
Yeah exactly, some friend you got there OP!
awesomeooo3 0
Yeah exactly, some friend you got there OP!
man_in_black08 28
heyy samara :).. u got yahoo or gmail messenger?
party_freak 9
At least you're not famous for being the fattest person alive, some other retard has that title. Anyway the chair could have been old and on its way out and you just sped it up a bit, might have nought to do with weight.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
What a strange thing to take from this FML: you're fat, but at least you're not the fattest person in the world. Touché.
Franco24 0
- you shoulda screamed you are 'pregnant, not fat.' sorry a chair let you down.
doctor_awesome 8
literally
sheethapins 13
If she's not pregnant then what can she say? "I'm not fat, I'm bloated from eating Chinese food?"