Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
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Top comments
shesaywha 19
The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.
greentiger 5
Start going to the gym ;)
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Comments (283)
itschrisssybro 8
Aw, cheer up love. Don't be so hard on yourself :)
mrfunbun01 1
Aw I'm sorry :(. Atleast you didnt break a couch or something and only a chair
thatsrugged 2
no one likes a fat person in denial about their weight. What is up with random people writing f ucking paragraphs on posts? TO ANYONE WHO POSTS MULTIPLE PARAGRAPHS YOUR ADVICE AND OPINION IS ABOUT AS USEFUL AS A BROKEN CONDOM!!!.
mrfunbun01 1
That's why you just wrote one
socialdisease 1
Not sure if trolling or very stupid. :|
shybear15 0
Oh the irony : ... I bet she did something to that chair on purpose
JenDanielle917 13
13, you just wrote one, your sidetracking, & TYPING LIKE THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOUR YELLING OR COOL SO CALM THE **** DOWN.
tournamentdecide 33
For a good few weeks my mom's pee was radioactive from some medicine she took..
brandylikescandy 6
As you write a paragraph.
ACelestialDream 13
#13 Take some midol and calm down.
socialdisease 1
You should have settled for sitting on the floor. Less likely to break.
JenDanielle917 13
Touché.
0opsie 6
Then s/he'd have an earthquake to deal with.
dlryan97 1
Get a new friend she sounds like a b***h
socialdisease 1
So she's a bitch for being honest? Please clarify your sentence. :/
slushpup9696 12
No, she's a bitch for phrasing it bad. You're not supposed to walk up to an overweight friend and say "DERP UR FAT LOLZ!" You should mention you've been concerned about their weight and ask if they want to go to the gym with you or something.
socialdisease 1
#50, you do have a point, but if I was in op's shoes, I would want a friend who would be brutally honest, even if it hurts.
JenDanielle917 13
'DERP UR FAT LOLZ' Priceless.:D
AriadneBelle 3
#50, Maybe OP's friend did say she was concerned about her weight in a more tactful way, and OP overreacted. To many people, "I'm concerned about your weight," translates to "I think you're fat", no matter how tactful the friend is. Especially if OP is self conscious about it.
kaykay20 0
Seems more like she's in denial 83. Honestly if I was getting overweight and was oblivious to it it I would like a friend to be honest and upfront about it. It could end up being a serious weight problem.
ImaginaryFoe 0
OP's friend "kept telling" her she was fat. Honesty is nice but what's the point if your message isn't being received? Repeating it just makes you a bitch insulting her friend.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Maybe the friend was just very concerned? The OP could have gained a lot in a short period of time. There isn't much space to know exactly what happened and how everything was phrased, but I'd like to think no one would walk up to their friend and tell them they are fat in a rude way
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Sorry 24#, but I think you'd make a crap friend. If OP doesn't think she's fat, she's probably a little chubby (or even not fat at all). I don't think there is any chance that someone who has a serious health issue due to how overweight they are is not going to realise they keep having to buy XXL everytime they get a new pair of jeans. I also don't agree it's her friends place to tell her whether she is fat or not. Maybe she's comfortable in her body and doesn't want to lose weight. If she truly is putting on weight rather rapidly and you're concerned, I still don't think it's your place to say anything, as a friend. As family, or as a partner, maybe, but your friend's waistline isn't really any of your business.
kaykay20 0
Even if a friend is comfortable in their own body or certain lifestyle if it's unhealthy as a friend we would say something whether they want to hear it or not. We speak up about it cause we care. If you just watch them damage their health and never speak up about it what kind of friend do you think that would make you?
Brooke57 8
Nice friend you've got there ;)
Monkeyone 0
Hahaha fatty
JenDanielle917 13
hahaha jackass.
AznRiceBox 0
Well it sound like it was a intervention more then a argument
Googoo27 12
*gasp* i modded this one. I feel special i can help get other peeps fmls on but cant get any of my own on
DeathBunny218 37
when i read the start i thought it would end up being you thought you were fat but your friend was disagreeing : it sucks that your friend's a bitch but there may have been some truth to what she was saying