Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
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Today, while at a family gathering, I sat down in a chair and it broke. Embarrassed, I picked myself up and sat down in another chair. That one broke too. I'm now the "fat girl" of the family despite weighing 90 pounds. FML
Today, I was sitting on a rather small, uncomfortable bean bag while my friend was sitting on a nice chair. She asked if I wanted to switch seats, not so I could be more comfortable, but because she thought I was too fat and that I would burst the bean bag. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I was having a passionate conversation about video games with a friend in our school cafeteria when I leaned back in my chair as I empathized a point. I leaned a little too far, tipped over, and ended up sprawled out on the floor, still trying to finish my point. FML
Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML
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shesaywha 19
The only thing worse than fat people are fat people who don't think they're fat.
greentiger 5
Start going to the gym ;)
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Comments (283)
Danny_v2 1
GTL!!
K_kanaka 26
Well that's a blow the ego.
CarsCanBeBlue 4
So your fat, so is 60% of America. So cheer up your not alone.
tj4234 35
by any chance, is your name 'rikishi'?
MeGustaFace 0
stop being in denial. time to start hitting the gym and eating healthy
rj33445 4
Dnt ask if u dnt like the answer
kennyl25 3
i dont understand how someone could have this argument.. your friend obviously isnt saying it to make fun of you.. you obviously are fat.. shes the one looking directly at you.. i dont understand why you need to pretend your not fat by arguing back.. your in denial and stubborn and there is no point.. just admit your fat and say ya i need to lose weight.. or say ya i am but im happy the way i am.. theres no point in lying about being fat when shes looking right at you.. you cant hide the fact that your fat.. so just get over and stop lying cuz its not gonna make you skinny
lovepinkglee 0
that's kinda mean
misshighjinks 5
She does not sound like a good friend, if she thought you were overweight she could have approached the subject more gently. And the chair was probably old or something dont feel bad :)
maddiewoah 15
Denial is the first step to admitting that you have a problem.... /sarcasm. Just admit that you're fat, I do :D When it's obvious, it's obvious...
elvisfreak5446 0
lolz im not fat. im actually healthy weight. dats da sad part
perdix 29
Give us your true height and weight and let us decide. If you have your body fat % and measurements, that will help. Your definition of a "healthy weight" may just be delusional denial.
thewife5 19
Is this the OP?
thewife5 19
My bad.. It is.. U need new friends!