Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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ToddesPizza
Coos Bay, United States
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
lonely.
Buffalo, United States
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Top comments
itsalwaysfunny 0
Sooo... why don't you shave? I'm sorry, how is this an FML?
kxs401 0
Christ, it has nothing to do with hygiene -- it's cultural norms. Men don't shave their legs, and it's not unhygienic. What are you, twelve?
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Comments (208)
borabora1991 0
Well, maybe she's participating in No-shave November. And maybe she also participated in Odious October... And Shaggy September... Heck, she may not have even shaved since Fuzzy February.
PonPonPattaPon 0
#142. Your comment is made of win x10,000 squared. Plus 5.
tguillaud550 0
NOT an FML!
Ninjaface 0
You should get leg cornrows!
Popthegloc 0
ahha don't worry about it it's winter
portable_chicken 0
its summer in australia retard
Apocalyptus 0
Spring! It's Spring right now, actually - we don't have summer 'til December.
rockerlove2013 6
Stupid much in the winter everyone wears pants because the breeze is too cold idiot and she wouldn't know if her leg hair was moving in the winter because of the jeans I would know first hand cuz I live in Maine jeans all winter long
KatieGoesRawrr 0
i guess most people here are from america... the OP is from australia and it is not winter here! It's almost Summer and it's already really hot it's about 30-40° where i live (that's 86- 104 for u americans btw) so please stop thinking everyone lives on the same part of earth as you. :)
borabora1991 0
total win.
LilaBear 1
This isn't an FML, this is you looking for attention. So go shave your legs. I don't see anybody stopping you. It's only FML if people have been really rude to you about it, but seeing as your FML concentrated solely on the fact the hairs are long, I'm not gonna say FYL.
xX_FML_much_Xx 0
uhh #156 its spring in Australia and it just shows how depressed you are if you're making other people miserable by calling them names
happycloud_fml 0
This FML blows. Now go shave those legs.