Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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ToddesPizza
Coos Bay, United States
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
lonely.
Buffalo, United States
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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itsalwaysfunny 0
Sooo... why don't you shave? I'm sorry, how is this an FML?
kxs401 0
Christ, it has nothing to do with hygiene -- it's cultural norms. Men don't shave their legs, and it's not unhygienic. What are you, twelve?
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Comments (208)
CaptaiNiLL 0
that's disgusting just kidding but seriously
ballinballinb 0
hahah. it's funny because most of the people complaining about how 'gross' this is, are probably the ones who've experienced it as well.
DumDum999 0
Did anyone even realize OP is a girl?
rizzosierra 0
ew. dont wear shorts again till you take care of that
mhinaj 0
your disgusting
tamoodielovesmar 1
Shave.problem solved.
aphatpanda13 0
hippy much?
daysgoby902 6
that's so ******* funny
thishannahkid 0
ewww be a woman and have some pride in your legs!
ciarakennedy 4
That is absolutely descusting. Shave immidiaty