Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
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ToddesPizza
Coos Bay, United States
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
AloneAtPerkins
West Bend, United States
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Taylor
Eastchester, United States
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
ripo95
France
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
lonely.
Buffalo, United States
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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itsalwaysfunny 0
Sooo... why don't you shave? I'm sorry, how is this an FML?
kxs401 0
Christ, it has nothing to do with hygiene -- it's cultural norms. Men don't shave their legs, and it's not unhygienic. What are you, twelve?
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irelandeyes89 0
........ ewe. i mean .. seriously .. ewe. its ok to get lazy and go without shaving for a couple days, especially if you dont have a bf so no one would see them anyways .. but isnt that so uncomfortable? ..... ewe
Apocalyptus 0
Ewe? Why are you talking about female sheep? That's hardly relevant.
ignatiusdown 0
It's spelled "ew", you idiot. "Ewe" is a female sheep. Now **** off.
Apocalyptus 0
Actually, it's spring. It depends where in Victoria she's living in , but it would be less likely to be hot than if she were living in, say Darwin (At the very North).
kboog1e 0
Its pretty crazy but today, I just shaved my legs after about... well I dont remember the last I shaved, so im right there with you =]
tisiphone_fml 0
Uh... hair does that... even women's... shaving legs is a total cultural thing.
sammyRachelle 0
What does OP mean? Sorry, I'm new. And not shaving is only gross to some people because the society you live in deems it so. If you were raised another way, you might think it was totally disgusting to shave. But if you have a problem with the wind blowing the hair on your legs then you really shouldn't complain, just shave it.
brunhelda 0
That's a little bit awesome.
blairyboo 0
this is soo not an fml cus u chose not to shave
Lifes_Great77 0
YDI for not shaving your legs :)
maddmadd 0
I think it's really stupid that women are required to shave and men aren't. we should not have those requirements for women if they are not enforced on men. it's not fair.
maddmadd 0
btw ladiesman14 I find it gross that men have all this long dark hair everywhere. women are under alot of pressure to be perfect and it is hard to live up to that. so shut up about women having to b perfect.